Saturday, February 28, 2015

Officially, Officially!

So I just finished uploading the last seven videos to my clips stores. That means I am officially, officially off the clock my friends! I wanted to take a moment to thank all of you so incredibly much for your support throughout this time and I much look forward to enjoying some time away to meet and get to know my wee Brooke Marie! I also look forward to returning around July of this year. In the meantime I will not be making custom content, appearing on cam, or creating clips. This does not mean my clip stores will go vacant. I have been working twice *stretches like kitteh and takes a nap* as much for months and months now to ensure that even though I am away for four months all my stores (vanilla & fetish) will update as usual (minus the twin store, which will only have a few updates between now and then). I have been asked how can I support you while you are away? My clips stores are the perfect way to do so. I've jam packed them full of some really hot content and nothing pleases me more than seeing you enjoy it! Other than that, I will still be around my twitter, here on my blog sometimes, and check in on e-mails once in awhile. If you have any other questions please let me know! Missing you guys & gals already. Time for a drink...

Just kidding. But soon. Very soon! MILF status awaits. >:D 

Immense gratitude and love to you all, 
Momma-to-be Brooke Marie 


Friday, February 20, 2015

NEW VANILLA VIDEO TONIGHT!



Q & A

Q: 


A: I have not! Not one single one. I don't mix strange things either. I really just eat as I did before with the exception of a little more of course. Maybe that's how I stayed so fabulous! 


Q & A

Q: 

A: There is no list, honest! Cute story though. I was selling at an antique market last summer and this woman came up to me with her little one wanting to buy some bookends. The little one was fussy so I made an effort to distract and asked the LO's name. I had never thought about names beforehand as we always said "one day some day" for our own little family but as soon as she said her LO's name I knew I was going to keep it tucked in mind for the "one day some day." Little did I know I was two weeks along then. Some day one day soon became, right then. Some things are just meant to be! 

errrrmmaaagd.

Yes, I know ever single time I write a blog it starts out with...well hello there long time no see ranger. Or something like that... 

My sister Vikki threw me a surprise Blessingway a couple weekends back. It was so special! I say "surprise" because she planned it three weeks ahead of time and I only just figured it out the morning of. So for me...to not have caught on until then...that's like winning gold at the Olympics! For those of you that do not know what a Blessingway is (and most of my guests did not beforehand) it is a ceremony originating from Ancient Navajo tradition. In short for modern times, it is a time set aside to honor the Mother-to-be and support her through this beautiful life transition. Many of you know I tend to not erhem be "traditional" so I did not have a Baby Shower. I wanted a time to represent what an incredibly life changing moment I am and will be going through. Surrounded and supported by my close friends and family. 



This is the crown the ladies made for me to wear during. 


The necklace in this photo represents hand-chosen beads from each person present as they were strung each one wished me their blessings and unique thoughts for my journey going forward. They also each brought comfort gifts for myself for now and after wee Brooke Marie arrives. Those are a few of the things also in the photo above. 

...and I'll just put this here. Oh and look, yup that's Vikki rubbing my feet. Better save that to the archives! Ha-ha-ha. Wonder how long it takes for her to notice...

With that being said I have only about a week left before I am taking some time away (hopefully!) before wee Brooke Marie arrives. I have one "slot" left for a custom so please contact me as soon as possible. You can find that information here: Custom Videos. I am working on a first come first serve basis. I will not be accepting any requests past Sunday! No exceptions you crazy cats. Although I enjoy being the object of your desire and I must say I have never felt sexier than now, please remember I am a pregnant woman about to give birth. *laughing* That's a loaded phrase...some of you know all too well! *treads carefully even around self* I know it's a mixed bag if you have been around, been yourself, married to, etc someone that is pregnant but if you have not I can tell when you e-mail me. lmao. I have been so tempted to post the oh-so-interesting requests I have received as of late but I do like to operate by the "If you don't ask you don't know" rule. I do appreciate the giggles that quickly turn into rage as my eyes bleed red...those are great. So thank you for that. 


(Please tell me you had or still have a bear as such from childhood...I do. I'll do you one even better. It's a puppet one. SNUGGLE! That's the name. He might have to come out of hiding. So so creepy. I love it.) 

I will be returning around July or September of this year, unless something changes and I come back sooner. I just don't think I will know until it's here how I feel about the timing. I am going to mention this as I have been getting asked a ton. No, I am not going to film and sell myself having (real) contractions nor are there current plans for lactation videos. If/when I return I will access the lactation requests then but you can be assured once wee Brooke Marie arrives, that time is ours. I love you guys dearly but no amount of money you are offering me will make me change my mind. That time is sacred to me. Endddd of the westtt sidee storrryyy. 


(wee Brooke Marie & I in the bath. Mmm my happy place.)

I have been quite the busy bee today. As my contractor is working on back-splash in the kitchen I am in the dining room uploading naughty videos amongst other things. *sly grin* I was thinking about taking a shower...think that is legit? You know while there is no one else home, just the contractor and I? This sounds like a porn. A cheesy one at that, right? Ha-ha! I prefer sensual or amateur porn before "Women Home Alone Does Contractor." Although done right, I am sure could be just as hot. *wink* You're all going to be having to take cold showers if I keep going much further into this conversation...

This might be one of the last times I write in here before the big bang! Time has seriously flown by. So I want to take the time to thank you all for being so amazing and supportive throughout this exciting and life changing event. So many of you have been such an integral part of this transition and I can't begin to say thanks to a point I even think you know how much I appreciate it! So thank you, thank you, thank you. You've made this what it is and that much more. I feel internet snuggled. (Perhaps not unlike the Snuggle bear above...snuggle bear wurrvess you. Runnnn. Ok. Nothing like Snuggle bear above. He's in a class all of his own.) 

ON that note. I need to eat some lunch since Mr. Contractor went to get lunch himself. *snicker* Nom noms. 

Xo
Momma-2-Be Brooke Marie 


(Someone is quite happy with the amount of blankets laid down to protect the floor. Something tells me he probably day dreams about this..damn hardwoods.) 

P.S. Don't forget about the clip sale! Ends 2/28! Find it here

FLASH SALE!



FLASH SALE till end of February 2015. ONLY!!! Buy any 1 video from my vanilla clip STORE and get one FREE! Yup, you read that right. Starting now at 12:00 pm est February 20th. (Friday-Saturday). 

OMG, How can I do THISSS!? 

Choose 2 videos (or 4, 6, etc.) and purchase the higher priced video and receive the lower priced video FREE. 

1) Type in offercode "ANALBEADS" into the subject header of your e-mail HAHAHAHA I am kidding...ok. Here goes. 

2) You can purchase with tokens and tip the amount of the higher priced video on MyFreeCams. Not all videos have a token amount at the end of each please contact me for the tip amount. 

3) You can purchase the higher priced video on clips and forward me your e-mail purchase to brookemariecam@gmail.com and request the second FREE video direct from me. 

4) You can "tribute" on clips for the higher priced video and e-mail me your tribute e-mail at brookemariecam@gmail.com and request the second FREE video direct from me. 

5) You can send an Amazon gift card for the higher priced video to brookemariecam@gmail.com and request your two (four, six, etc!) videos direct from me. 

Whichever is easier for you. >:) Questions?* Please e-mail me! 

Thank you and I look forward to pleasing you. Can we hit that goal before March 1st!?

Lots of love & thanks, 
Very soon-2-b Momma Brooke Marie

*Sorry but this does not apply to previously purchased clips! Begins 12pm est. on 2/20/2015. Le NOW! 

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Thank you Ryan!!!

Awwww, Ryan!!! Was such a nice surprise when I picked up the octopus mat at the P.O. Box then there were two more goodie boxes!!! One for me and one for wee Brooke Marie!!! That was so fun to discover. How very thoughtful of you. I really want to take a photo of me on the octopus mat having some "tummy time" but well it's a little occupied at the moment (my tummy, not the octopus mat) but ha-ha when it's time for it to come out I am going to have to snap some photos on it. I know, I know-it's not for me, it's for wee Brooke Marie! Sharing should be taught early though, right? I am not sure why the octopus mat speaks to me so much but I basically adore it. Hopefully I'll feel the same about wee Brooke Marie...Omg kidding. That's already borderline obsession! Thank you for the two books (I've been wanting to read The China Study for so long!), the lip balm, & yoga grip socks. The pacifiers, sippigrip, sunscreen, insect repellent, and the two most adorable yoga books for babies/toddlers for wee Brooke Marie. You certainly know how to surprise me and put a smile on my face. Thank you Ryan, you made my day. OHHHH and Ryner's day too...he has not let that ball out of his sight!!! 



Thank you Mat!

Mat! Ha-ha here we are again. This must mean there has been a mix of pleasure (for me as well muhahaha) and punishment (only for you of course!). Thank you foorrrrrr *drum-roll please* the sexy nude pumps, the 2 sheets/teethers/washcloths for wee Brooke Marie, teething necklace for both wee Brooke Marie + Mommy, and the gift card to Etsy!!! You have surely put many a devious smile on my face. Something tells me the photos I sent you might just put one on yours! Keep up the awesomeness. I approve!