Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Monday, June 27, 2016

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

Coming SOON!

Friday, June 24 2016 at 10pm ET 



Hey all! I am doing a BOGO sale for this week only. It's a sale I might do twice a year, so don't miss out! I will not offer rain checks! What's it stand for? BUY ONE GET ONE FREE! 

So here is how it works, on either of my clip stores choose one video and get one FREE! Now, you have to contact me for this and pay by way of a gift card or cash. Do not purchase the clips from the clip site direct and then contact me for the free one, I cannot honor this as too much of a % is taken from the transaction. The video that is FREE must be of same or lesser value. i.e. You cannot purchase a $20 video and get a $60 for free, it only works the other way around. BUT you can purchase a $60 video and get a $60 free. If you have any questions just e-mail me at or tweet me @brookemariecam. 

How do you receive your content? I will send it direct to you (after payment) through or! 

How do you pay? Right now I am accepting or gift card OR if you are a part of Costco a Costco cash card. Maybe an gift card too. Typical woman I can't make up my mind-I am sure I will when you e-mail me! Also cash through the mail to my PO Box. OR if you are a regular/I know you well: I have a PP option for you. 

So visit my Iwantclips or Clips4Sale store and get shopping! (This does not apply to the twin store.)

This offer runs until June 30 at 12am est. 

Monday, June 20, 2016

Friday, June 17, 2016


Let me start out by saying I think I have the Minions movie memorized now...someone is just IN LOVE with them. Absolutely nothing else will do. Ha-ha! There is a talking Bob with teddy coming this way and even though someone already shits their pants...I think they'll shit their pants even more. *lol* 

I made it out on a rare dinner outing the other night, wearing my favorite vintage dress. I could not walk 2 feet without someone asking me where I got it. Of course I love that no one else can go out and get it. Yup, my smug side coming out. It has beautiful gold lace over a tulle bottom (lots of fluff! We like fluff around here...) and a black velvet top. It was only the second time I have ever worn it, which I think constitutes as some sort of crime. Perhaps I need to bring it out for a clip. *evil smile* It's about time I create some content outside of customs, but you guys just keep me so very busy with those I haven't the moment to even do so! 

Summer is just starting here and with that the building of the swing set shall commence this coming week. Again, not sure who is more excited about that. Probably me because #weebrookemarie really hasn't a clue at this point. It's funny...a couple years ago children were a passing thought to me and now I'd do anything to see my own smile. It really does change you, brings a new perspective on the world, and really...I truly will know no other stronger feeling of love on this planet. Ok, enough gushing about my beautiful offspring or else we would be here all day! 

I am having an extremely minor surgery, don't fret. I went to the dermatologist the other day for a spot I noticed developing on the side of Sasha. Good thing too. It turned out to be a Junctional Spitz Nevus. My doctor tells me it is not cancerous but has an extremely high rate in adults of turning into melanoma. So they want to go in and remove basically everything around it and stitch me up. As I said, don't fret. I have already done enough of that for both of us! She assured me, currently everything is OK, but they will send the skin for more testing afterwards. My date is July 7th and I can't wait to get it done and over with! I am particularly bad at this sort of thing, especially if there is time to think about it. However, I will be taking a couple of weeks to rest afterwards. I can't move around too much or else I'll pop the stitches which, well...that certainly does not sound like fun to me! all seriousness. Be careful in the sun. I use to tan in a tanning booth when I was a teen and would take it back in a second. It's just not worth it. You're beautiful the way you are, promise! (Thank you to a certain someone for the Etsy gift card to cheer me up, it's certainly helped!)

If you missed my tweet, here are my two adopted kitties of less than a week. I missed so much having something fluffy in the house and of course I went above and beyond with the fluff on these guys. So so fluffy. Abbott (brown, Maine Coon) and Costello (white, Ragdoll). They're so awesome and big boys! So very friendly, I squeeze them daily. 

Well, whew. Let's lighten up with a funny story. I created this family tree wall in our dining room so I was at Costco to retrieve my prints. However, they messed things up. I had the image on my phone and the guy told me I could just plug in and it would come up so they could fix it. I was a bit hesitant as there are...naughty photos on my phone...but, thinking not any recent ones so it would be fine and the family photos were in the most recent pictures. BOY WAS I WRONG. I plugged my phone in and it jumbled every single photo. Nothing was in order. There were my risque photos all over the photo screen at Costco and to boot you guys...the screens are directly when everyone walks in. I think my eyes were bigger than Mars as I tried to cover the screen and X out as quickly as I could. Needless to say I walked away nonchalantly and did not come back for days. Ha-ha-ha-ha. 

With that being said I hope everyone has a fabulous weekend and maybe comes across some nudy photos at Costco by chance. *lol* I need to go get ready for some guests this evening and then a busy weekend out of town. Happy Father's Day Daddys! 

Next time remind me, I just finished decorating the yoga room in my house. So I need to take some photos and show that off to you guys! Love love. 

Monday, June 13, 2016